Thieved from DEBS who stole it from someone, who stole it from someone else, etc., etc., etc..


1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Fruit that he hadn't seen last night hung on the trees in a stunning variety of colors."
from the book BLACK bu TED DEKKER... must be something my sister is reading

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch?

this thing that holds pens and penncils
My Joker PEZ dispenser
my coffee cup
a cat stapler... it looks like a cat
this huge fuckin safe...

3. What is the last thing you watched on tv?

I havnt watched TV yet today

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

like 3:30pm?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my mom talking about leaving in two weeks instead of the fifth of february... fuck
muse

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I dont remember, I havnt left the house in a few days.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

my brothers EUDEMONS game

9. What are you wearing?

jeans, sweatshirt.... normal attire

10. Did you dream last night?

I didnt sleep at all last night, i had way too much on my mind

11. When did you last laugh?

when I watched southpark

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

lots of paintings that Jens mama did, shes an amazing artist

13. Seen anything weird lately?

other than me in the mirror? jkjk

14. What do you think of this quiz?

something to keep my mind off of the one thing that will make me breakdown and cry most likely... which hasnt happened in a while, but i feel like everything is falling apart

15. What is the last film you saw?

Perfume

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would get all my friends really nice gifts and probably use some of the money to pay my way through college

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I dont cry easily, and I really feel like crying right now.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make the sky purple, with white polka dots... you were talking about that kind of change right?

19. Do you like to dance?

I do, but I dont normally have anyone to dance with

20. George Bush...

bastard

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her

India or Audrilina

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

probably name him after the father, i dont think ill be having kids anytime soon though

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Sure?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Welcome to Heaven, where cannabis grows in abundance and its not actually a sin to smoke it, just forget what those heathens down on earth told you, Im a really laid back mother fucker.

Im guessing Ill hit the jackpot on "no life"...



Movies you've watched. Tag 8 people.
Over 85 = no life

(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
(x) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane!

Total: 8

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) Saw III
( ) Saw IV
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total: 18

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp
(x) American Pie Naked Mile

Total: 30

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Harry Potter 5
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) Resident evil 3
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village

Total: 40 - this is getting sad

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots

total: 51

(x) Dodgeball
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong

Total: 60

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie (I have a little sister)
(x) Passport to Paris ()
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
(x) Surviving Christmas
(x) Flubber

Total: 64

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yards

Total: 72


(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
(x) The Longest Yard
(x) Gridiron Gang
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask (laaaammest movie ever)

Total: 84

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Ocean's Thirteen
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremacy
(x) Bourne Ultimatum
( ) Lone Star state of mind
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Curious George

Total: 100

(x) Independence Day
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn (A webo!)
( ) My Boss's Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
(x) Rush Hour 3

Total: 107

( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin

Total: 113

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Total: 119

( ) Love and basketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
(x) Devil's Rejects
(x) Elf
(x) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three

Total: 122

(x) The Jackal
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
(x) Full Metal Jacket
(x) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.

Total: 127

(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard

Total: 130

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld

Total: 134

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
(x) Wolf Creek
(x) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
(x) 13 Ghosts (the original or the remake? )
( ) Army of Darkness

Total: 139

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolution
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
(x) Red dragon
(x) Anger Management
( ) Seven Samurai

Total: 147

Its safe to say I have no life

and another tag Ill tag all 8 people at the end for both tags

The following is courtesy or *Raini-Tempest <3

Rules of the game:

- Choose a singer/band/group
- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group
- Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged)

I choose Nine Inch Nails because I have all of their songs.

1. Are you male or female?
Angel

2. Describe yourself.
Help me I am in Hell

3. What do people feel when they're around you?
Somewhat Damaged

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
Dead Souls

5. Describe your current relationship.
Purest Feeling

6. Where would you want to be now?
10 miles high

7. How do you feel about love?
Adrift and at peace

8. What's your life like?
Survivalism

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
The Perfect Drug

10. Say something wise.
At the heart of it all

I tag: (you can choose which one or do both if youd like)
1.*DevarinStar ive never tagged her before
2.*TragicAngel <3
3.~SavageInstinct because he needs something to do when he gets on
4.~Tsuke-no-senshi
5.=PimpinRose because we havnt heard from her in a long time
6.=flyinghamsterofdoom how can I not?
7.*cloakofshadow
8.:ideo-geny:

Leave me a comment on this journal and I will:

a) tell you why I friended you,
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite user pic of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your journal.


And in other news, a giant flamingo, much resembling Godzilla was apparently seen in downtown today breathing fire and killing ignor...innocent civilians going about their business, local authorities have asked that if anyone does see this creature that they try not to catch it and keep it as a pet or try to pet or feed the creature if you value your life.

Have a nice day.

Rules
Go to Google and search the phrase. Type in the first answer. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Melanie needs to become tolerant"

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Melanie looks bad, like most white people."

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Melanie Says <iheartfacebook>."


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Melanie wants to forget everything thats happened."

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Melanie does Karen from The Office." because I love that show?

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Melanie hates him." google you are wrong

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Melanie asks if anyone has a pamphlet from a previous Olympiad"

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Melanie goes home" fucking finally

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Melanie likes traveling."

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Melanie eats zombies" tasty

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Melanie wears a sexy shirt."

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Melanie was arrested for indecent exposure" but I dont dress like a slut?

I tag *0bby =PimpinRose and =SorrowBurn

1.Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Johnny Depp
OH the things we would do

2.Who do you blame for your mood today?
Jesus.

3.Have you ever seen a dead body?
yes.

4.What should we do with stupid people?
kill them. I dont accept stupid.

5.How long do you think you will live?
long enough

6.What was the first thing you did this morning?
open my eyes?

7.The color of carpet in your bedroom?
red.

9.Last person you went out to dinner with?
i dont go out to dinner with people, people go out to dinner with me

10.Are you spoiled?
nah, that's for my sisters

11. Do you drink lots of water?
baby, i live on water

12.What toothpaste do you use?
the minty stuff

13.How do you vent your anger?
slaying the innocent

14.The last compliment you received?
dont remember, i dont get many of those

15.What are you doing this weekend?
sleeping, and crying, well, i WAS doing that, but thanks to a select few, im quite happy now and looking on the bright side
got my chin up =]

16.When was the last time you threw up?
lol <<

17. Is your best friend a virgin?
LOL <3 Ari

18.What theme does your room have?
Anime...ish? hah i have a bright orange bedspread, with posters and picture covering every inch of my walls

19.When was the last time you were at a party?
what kind of party? theres ALWAYS a party in my pants

20.Are you a mama's child or a daddy's child?
only my adoptive parents :B

21.Would you ever join the military?
Nah. only if I got to be with all the men.



who wouldnt want to be with a butt load of sexy men?

22.The last website you visited?
lol sadly. myspace.

23.Who was the last person you took a picture with?
my family?

25.Last person you went to the movies with?
i havnt been to the movies in years

26.What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year?
I dunno yet, we'll see


27.Number of layers on your bed?
1 camel hair blanket, its really heavy
1 silk blanket
1 wool blanket
1sheet
i get cold.





28. Is anything alive in your room?
i sure hope not!

29.Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
go forward please

30.What are you looking forward to right now?
MAY!

31. Do you know anyone in prison?
hell yeah

32.Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?
i have no reason to do that, i trust him entirely.

33.When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TIME!!!
<<
>>

34. Do you have a desk in your room?
yes

35.Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
a pants party? like i said, theres a pants party in my pants every day OH YEAH!....

36.What kind of car insurance do you have?
i dont drive.
in china.
im not THAT crazy
and i dont wanna die

37.Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
not that im aware of

39. Do you throw up gang signs?
that would be awefully painful.
no.yes.
maybe.

40.Have you ever had a broken rib?
cracked.

41.Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
Don't ask me that.

42.Who is the most spoiled person you know?
lol well, lets see...

43.Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
oo... well, if i had money, i could buy me lots of hookers and pretty people that would act like they loved me.... or.. or...
ah, screw it.
love?

45. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?
no

46. Do you watch the Grammys?
i did for the first time this year, i confess, and i will NEVER watch it again

47.Would you ever work for the border patrol?
if i can shoot those dirrrr.... super cool people that want to get into our country? no.

48.Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years?
you know i like em seasoned.... bring on the geezers!

two years plz. kthnx. asswipe.


51. Do you have a porn collection?
you shouldnt be asking that....
do you mean on video or on the computer?


52.How many proms have you been to in your life?
lol none.
no one has ever asked me

53.homecoming?
zip.

54.Is your birthday on a holiday?
no, my birthday IS a holiday.

55.Are you old enough to vote?
next november. then i plan on working my way up the political ladder and taking over the fucking world. the whole world. under one supreme power. and if you dont bow to me, ill chop your head off if you're a woman, and ill chop your balls off if you're a guy.

57. Do you worry about global warming?
no?

59.Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes

61.What slang word(s) do you call marijuana?
Mary Jane, butter, bammy, doobie, chillums, funk, ganja, muggles, limbo, the good stuff, snop, ace, aunt mary, black gold, bo-bo
i could go on and on
i swear im not a pot head
scounts honor

62.Are you an atheist?
agnostic is a better word.

64.Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
well, i really dont want to be a barbie doll, so i really hope not

65. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
no.

66.What's your opinion on gold diggers?
share?

67.Are you a country or city girl/boy?
no way. i put that behind me almost a year ago.

68. Is your car a 2002 or higher?
I am... currently... lacking one of those....

69. Do you floss daily?
when i have the time?

70.What are you thinking about right now?
my mind is in the gutter....
about Jesus....

what about you?